I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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