We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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