I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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