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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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