He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Found your dick twin last night
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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