Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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