how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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