I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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