Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hows the party?
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be there in 10
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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