found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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