It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just gift wrapped bread.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So I just went to clothing optional bar
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
