My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Randomize
