Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
