i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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