there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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