hotel room ftw
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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