Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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