Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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