love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
