Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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