dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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