honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
