her vagine was all disorganized.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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