are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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