Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Randomize
