$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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