she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
