So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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