school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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