i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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