By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
