i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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