Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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