Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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