that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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