I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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