Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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