I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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