butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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