oh god the rape fog is back!
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
