hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm like, not good at living.
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