I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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