none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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