Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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