I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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