She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We need to get me chipped asap
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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