Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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