I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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