I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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