and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
