As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I have already put on my inside pants.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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