I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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