Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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