found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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